Something familiar, something peculiar
Something for everyone
A comedy tonight

Something apealing, something apaling
Something for everyone
A comedy tonight

Nothing with kings
Nothing with crowns
Bring on the lovers, liars, and clowns
Old situations
New complications
Nothing portentious or polite
Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight

Something convulsive,something repulsive
Something for everyone
A comedy tonight

Nothing with gods
Nothing with fate
Waity affairs will just have to wait

Nothing thats formal, nothing thats normal
No recetations to recite
Open up the curtians, comedy tonight!